IMMUTABLE TRUTH - Meet the new jobs plan, same as the old jobs plan. How many more times will he have to 're-explain it', claiming we just don't understand it?
YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP! - because Tarp worked so well at $ 787 Billion, to create "shovel ready jobs" we only need $450 B this time to get the economy going again!
"DON'T READ TOO MUCH INTO UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS" - (In other words, forget that I said all the porkulus spending was supposed to have unemployment below 6% right now!)
READY FOR ROUND 2? - The stimulus package wasn't "big enough"... will that be the next whine we will hear?
THE PORKULUS BILL - Was promised to keep unemployment below 8 percent. Today, we have had 28 consecutive months at more than 8 percent unemployment!
CONGRESSIONAL SESSION - Nancy calls her troops back for another porkulus, er stimulus package!